Pinoy Quotable Quotes of 2011

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Bulges

I don't get why some department stores display mannequins with big bulges.

Not many Filipinos are well endowed. The average length of a fully erect Filipino dick is around 5 inches and it has a circumference that isn't too thick (I'm gay, I've seen many already). Obviously the picture above does not show a hard cock, so it suggests a size that does not apply to most Filipinos even if they're growers or showers by local standards.

So who does this mannequin represent? I'm sure this mannequin does not represent the average Filipino-Chinese man since he is indisputably the least endowed in society. A sweeping generalization? Hardly. You all know this to be true.

The point of adding a sock or two escapes me. Is it to mock the average Filipino penis? I don't know. I really don't know. Perhaps it's to encourage the average man to seek ways of enhancing his manhood. But these boxers and briefs come in sizes, so what's the point? I am without an answer. Anyway, we all know that the length and thickness of the penis only plays a part in the entire glorious sexual experience.

I conclude this post by saying mannequins in department stores really ought to be displayed according to the average Filipino size... without the extra padding.

Perya

Sa laki ng peryang walang permit, wala man lang nakapansin mula sa local government??

Read the news.

Meet the neighbors

We have new neighbors. They live here. We see them everyday. And we also see this every single day. Now our floor looks like.... I dunno. Can I report this to the admin?

Not responsible

This was posted on a wall at the back of a restaurant.

Update: I sent this photo to Cecile van Straten and here is her reply...

"OMG!!! Thank you for showing this to me. Will have this corrected ASAP! Lol... PS.will do this on Monday as Sunday is crazy busy."

Rantings ni Coby

Picture this...

You're in a bus going to school, you enjoy that view of the coast as the sun gently rises over the horizon, then suddenly a dark man with tattoos running down his arm wearing dirty white sando, baggy pants, a backpack suddenly takes the seat beside you... Scary, isn't it? Well for me it is..

How about this...

You go to the mall to chill and have a good time when suddenly a group of youngsters wearing black shirt, pants, bracelets, eye liner, manicure, lipstick, shoes, with bright colored socks and their hair worn either 3 inches above their scalp or simply oiled down with bangs hanging like dead twigs to reveal the shape of their elongated heads... Embarrassing, isn't it? Well, for me it is..

Most of the time I wonder why most Filipinos couldn't and wouldn't dress and act properly. They may think wearing these kinds of clothes make them look cool and manly. Contrary to this, they look rather uncivilized to me. Sorry for the term, but they really do. Acting like they own the place, they're a bit off.. My bro and I were in the mall when we saw this gang that would totally dispear in the dark, and we just stared at each other. They could just wear clean clothes that would really look good on them... And come on, they might wanna try colors that would compliment their sun-burned skin! Add a little perfume and they'd look good, feel good, smell good.

Ooh! Another one...

I picked up my little bro from his Taekwondo lessons, we decided to pass through the mall after having dinner. Sure, it was a nice evening and we haven't seen anything we would find interesting. Then suddenly I saw this girl (A bit chubby)... She was wearing blue-green spandex, which really looked nice on her, and this white mini-skirt.. The funny thing was, this skirt of hers did little to conceal her panty... Every guy who happen to pass by kept on staring at her, especially down there. The worst part: the girl was with a guy! Maybe her boyfriend or bro or whatever, but hey, come on! He might've told the girl to wear something that would cover her undergarment.

I would like to tell anyone who might comment on my post that I observe an individual from head to foot. From hairstyle to toe nails. And yes, I am well aware that people can also comment on the clothes I wear, but hey! Walang pakialamanan! <did I spell that right?