I know that, but why?!

At home...

"Are you using my facial wash?" my brother asked as he entered the bathroom. He had a serious look on his face. 

"It's the only facial wash I have right now and it's about to run out."

"No, I didn't. And what facial wash?" I replied as I patted my face dry. I looked for a small bottle or sachet of facial wash and found none on the bathroom sink.

"That one," he pointed to a small black sachet on the bathroom sink with the words FRESHMAN: Masculine Wash printed on it.

"You use this on your face?" I had to ask.

I stared at my brother in disbelief and read to him the words at the back of the sachet: wash area with water and rub product onto genital area.

His facial expression was priceless.


At the lobby...


My brother and I were waiting for the elevator at the lobby of the condo when the doors of the lift finally opened. A group of girls started to get off, but two older women remained and were pressing the close button.

"Up?" I asked as I was pressing the up button from the outside.

"No, down. We're going to the ground floor," one of the women said.

My brother stared at each other and smiled. It was obvious that we were trying not to laugh. She was hitting the close button, but my finger was firmly pressed against the up button.

"This is the ground floor," I declared.

"No, this is the sixth floor. Says so on this panel."

I let go of the button and let the doors close to bring them to the ground floor, wherever that may be. A second or two later, the doors of the elevator opened again.

"Oh, I thought it we were still at the sixth floor," the woman said.

Confeeermed! Tsek! Pak!

Atty. Midas Marquez is one of the popular faces on television these days, what with his criticism of the DOJ directive to prevent the Arroyos from leaving the country and the recent reprimand he got from the Justices for "stepping beyond his mandate" in the best reality show on Philippine TV -- The Arroyos.

The good Supreme Court spokesperson is well known especially with the ladies because a lot of women (and men, too) find him cute. Cute lawyers are not unheard of. Our government offices may not have an abundance of cute lawyers, but we cherish them all the more.

I came across this video while reading tweets on my timeline and I was intrigued by my friends' posts. You can just imagine how hard I was laughing at the latter part.

Like I said, we don't have an abundance of cute lawyers, and cute gay lawyers are a rarity these days. I guess they have good reasons to hide their true selves because they might be discriminated against should they practice in pink. I happen to personally know one myself.

But then, some straight guys squeal like little girls when they're surprised, so there's a possibility that he's just like that. But I'm pretty sure you're going to say I'm so wrong. Gay or straight, I don't really care. He's cute and that's all that matters.

Not responsible

This was posted on a wall at the back of a restaurant.

Update: I sent this photo to Cecile van Straten and here is her reply...

"OMG!!! Thank you for showing this to me. Will have this corrected ASAP! Lol... PS.will do this on Monday as Sunday is crazy busy."